It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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