defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So many bounce houses so little time
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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