he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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