everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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