the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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