so that wasnt chicken after all
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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