Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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