operation harelip BJ is a go
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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