spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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