dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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