I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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