when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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