I feel great
I just peed on a car
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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