Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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