White coat. Heels.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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