used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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