yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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