our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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