It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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