big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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