I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Pants are for mortals
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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