Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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