But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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