dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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