Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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