that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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