If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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