I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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