i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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