were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
There r osticjed everywhere
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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