I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Alive.
So much puke
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
