I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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