Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
only you would photoshop your dick
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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