can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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