He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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