he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he puts the penis in happiness.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Randomize
