apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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