we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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