I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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