in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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