It's Friday. Sex?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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