Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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