I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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