oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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