ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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