whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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