chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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