DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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