he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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