He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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