I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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