He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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