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just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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