Nicole vs. Life
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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