Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
His nipple licking is glorious
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